The Two Word Story Thread

This is a two word story thread. Our goal is to make an interesting story together, posting only two words at a time.

Rules of the one word story thread:
-Each member may only post two words at a time. You may add one punctuation mark to end a sentence or for a comma or semi-colon.
-Keep it clean, don’t use bad lingo and curse words in the two word story thread. Keep the thread non-offensive to others.
-You must wait for two other people to post in the two word story BEFORE adding another two words.
-Have fun and try to make the story make sense.

The Story so far:

They were finishing 5th despite best efforts and bad grammer. Grammer bees won the whole enchilada despite grammatical errors on every single lines of the page. The judges were illiterate and totally relieved that drinking themselves wasn't restricted to intelligentsia. Discovering this, John Donahoe was delighted and kissed Meg's butt many times, how romantic in a dark dungeon corporate boardroom without shame. Hangem High or roll 'em low - they still can't function without raising green peppers and fruit to give everyone gas. Pull my Finger or my toe, I love to feast with my management team. Why does my heart beat so, I love sadomasochism and wet noodles when I fantasize about George Clooney,Don Rickles, Meg Whitman, and Cher. Meanwhile back on the porch swing my mother wept loudly because my PowerSeller handler ate her money by giving a charge back. A monkey thinks cognitively unlike some of EBay's more brilliant [sarcasm intended] management. It's great - not! It can be a wrinkled flying dinosaur that likes the Flintstones chewable vitamins with really yummy taste who spits acid at all sellers. Anyone who wants another chocolate cupcake can just bid for a dozen on OnlineAuction.com. Spring flowers were picked out of someone's nose shaped vase. Artists said when asked master oneself or else languish and perish artistically if noseless. . . And vaseless . . . It appears this story failed grammer101 , sentence diagramming but not, Advanced Philosophy 307. All participating in chat are cool! as ice. Boardroom rendezvous will convene senseless acts perpetuated by John Donohoe disrupting innovatingly with Meg's failed legacy. The future is uncertain but likely to include more innovation, higher fees, poorer service and discontent with sellers disrupting innovatively by leaving the wretched auction site and going to other promising ones. For better (or worse), sellers take ice cream and smear it on peanut butter slathered waffles with strawberries and cream! Obesity threatens my looks, love life enhancing substances don't help. Tragedy in my waistline encourages profligate gym workouts with really mixed results. I don't, this is

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They were

Since we haven't started yet, can I suggest a two word story thread? Just thinking it might achieve fun and sense more quickly...

They was
finishing 5th

They was
finishing 5th
despite best[b]

efforts and

bad grammar.

Grammar bees

won the

whole enchilada

despite grammatical

errors on

every single

lines of

the page.