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rrichmillions
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:32 pm Post subject: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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Sorry, I need to vent one more time before I can think about moving from destructive behaviors to constructive behaviors. Kind of follows my last post on the Ebay going up? On auction count thread
Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Inventory on Ebay
10 We are dedicated sellers and are loyal to our biggest supporter Ebay
9 We have nothing better to do and enjoy listing items on a site for the pure fun of it
8 We want to become a valued powerseller more than anything else in the world
7 We have many other viable site listing options, but we are just too in love with Ebay.
6 We are ecstatic about the level of communication pouring forth from Ebay addressing/explaining our concerns and issues.
5 We trust that this is the last fee hike and search engine change and that Ebay will stand behind it.
4 We would like to see our hard earned work turned into an ever increasing Ebay profit
3 We just can’t wait to see what new exciting way (stellar acquisitions, free listings for non-US countries, etc) Ebay can put our profits to use
2 We just want to see Bill and Meg’s continued success
1 We are dumber than a bag of hammers & actually believe that it is only a 6% fee increase
A possible synopsis of the above post if it were to be passed to Meg via email after being filtered downstairs from a pink.
Meg,
Just thought you would like to look at this exciting post from an Ebay Powerseller promoting Store Listings!
I had to skinny it down as I know that you are busy looking for the next exciting acquisition after SKYPE!
Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Inventory on Ebay:
Dedication, fun, value, viable, communication, trust, profit, exciting, success and an overwhelming belief in Ebay
Looks like your strategy is right on the mark!!
Your customer-focused staff,
Mr. Pink |
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elgato
Joined: 24 Feb 2005
Posts: 17241
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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| 5 We trust that this is the last fee hike and search engine change and that Ebay will stand behind it. :shock: :lol: |
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Dep-T-Dawg
Joined: 12 Feb 2005
Posts: 6273
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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rrichmillions, That is GREAT..LOL, why not just
give epay a few more BILLIONS of us (poor sellers)
money>>after all>>they need it>>they wanna BUY
more big STUFF!! :(
(so do us sellers= Gas, bread & milk, baby formula) ... :P
Great post, Rich!! :D |
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mojavelyn
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 8084
Location: Mojave Desert CA 120 miles from civilization
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Hey Cat, if you believe #5, then have I got a land deal for you... lake front .. (notice I didn't say ocean) completely surrounded by mountains...
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2BOYSandTOYS
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 10095
Location: Kansas
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:59 am Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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| ROFL - I am really a fan of top 10 lists - I also like Mo's summation of an 'offer' for Elgato!!! :wink: :mrgreen: |
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Pipphoe
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1231
Location: Long Island, New York
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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| I'm glad you're not out of your destructive stage just yet -- That was too, too funny! |
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evrythingnice
Joined: 26 Jul 2006
Posts: 63
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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| This should be posted on ebay under 'ebay cheerleaders unite' :twisted: |
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mojavelyn
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 8084
Location: Mojave Desert CA 120 miles from civilization
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Oh, I forgot the lake regoin is teaming with wildlife...
scorpions, rattlesnakes, sidewinders, tarantulas, road runners, various assorted lizards, birds, and an endangered species of shrimp. Flora consists of 375 varietes of cactus, all endangered.
Average year round temp 120 F .... in the shade of the magestic mountains.
You do not get mineral rights... which includes gold silver, boron/borax, quartz and other various semi precious stone. |
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HonestJoesAuctions
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 387
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:11 pm Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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add this one to your list...
We've got so much money we just love to give it away to places like feebay and PayUpPal. It's keeps us from paying so much in income tax and alot of us can actually claim a loss. |
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rrichmillions
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 6
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| Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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A little ditty I composed for the fun of it, still a little rough but passable. Needs to be sung to the theme of the Beverly Hillbillies.
Come listen to a story ‘bout a wo-man named Meg
A poor marketeer, barely afford a chicken leg,
Then one day she was sellin’ ken & barbie
Up through the ground came a bubblin Company.
Ebay that is, black greed, rising fees.
Well the first thing you know ol Meg’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Meg move away from there"
Said "Acquistions is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded the truck expanding the Monopoly
PayPal, that is. More Fees, Charge Backs
Well now its time to say goodbye to Meg and all her kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly buyin’.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their no search hospitality
SKYPE me that is. Sit down, Chat a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?. |
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Pipphoe
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1231
Location: Long Island, New York
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| Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Continue to List Store Items on Ebay |
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| Now, this is the way to put eBay angst to good use :lol: :thumbsup: |
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